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Talec Arashi ([personal profile] talec) wrote2012-01-19 05:08 pm
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My favorite chat quotes from 2011.

I felt like doing this. |3

2011.01.01 #jj2

[02:04:23] <TakeOne> ...
[02:04:30] <TakeOne> I just got a notification from MSN saying that I have 133,145,797 messages in my inbox.
[02:04:57] <Tros> --MSN
[02:05:39] <Tros> And: Do you?
[02:05:57] <TakeOne> I have about ten.
[02:08:16] <TakeOne> Thirteen, to be exact.

2011.01.11 #pokegoons

<HanCholo> youtubes are like joints and should be shared with friends

2011.01.13 #gfchat

[17:35:40] <Talec> <slayer25k> I can't remember you :( <-- I'm Na-keya (that probably doesn't help)
[17:36:13] <Term> that name always reminds me youre black
[17:36:21] <Term> lives in compton and all that
[17:36:26] <Talec> wha
[17:36:27] <Talec> t
[17:36:36] <Term> yeah, just seems odd.
[17:37:40] <slayer25k> Na-keya really doesn't help :( Now I feel bad about it - probably has something to do with your lacks of postings in the forums, Talec
[17:37:59] <Term> she posts
[17:38:03] <Term> like, once in a blue moon
[17:38:08] <Talec> ^
[17:38:18] <packrat> like, literally
[17:38:22] <Term> three talec moon
[17:38:26] <Talec> awooo
[17:38:29] <packrat> her post is in fact the act of celebrating a blue moon

2011.01.19 #pokegoons

<Chemical_Bastard> Make a horrible self insert fanfic of Dynasty Warriors and call it Bromance of the Three Kingdoms

2011.01.26 #gfchat

[20:06:18] <a_lurker> tails
[20:06:21] <a_lurker> are you covered in snow yet
[20:06:23] <a_lurker> have you had your fill?
[20:06:25] <a_lurker> ARE YOU DEFEATED.
[20:09:09] <Dull-work> Tails will be like "you are already plowed" and the snow simply vanishes
[20:09:21] <a_lurker> fffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

2011.01.27 #gfchat

[23:53:16] <a_lurker> night!
[23:53:17] <ElectricSheep> sleep
[23:53:23] <a_lurker> I KNOW ALRIGHT.
[23:53:24] <a_lurker> lol
[23:53:24] <ElectricSheep> sudo sleep
[23:53:25] * a_lurker Quit (Quit: zzz)
[23:53:29] <ElectricSheep> IT WORKS
[23:53:35] * a_lurker has joined #gfchat
[23:53:35] * ChanServ sets mode: +o a_lurker
[23:53:42] <a_lurker> I'm coming back to say how angry I am you did that joke just in time.
[23:53:42] <a_lurker> >:(

2011.01.28 #pokegoons

[16:03:04] <yaoi_prophet> "A man in Hungary found himself banned from a bar after he got caught attempting to exit the establishment with an entire condom vending machine under his coat."
[16:03:18] <Eris> buuuuuuuh
[16:03:30] <Eris> goddamn
[16:03:34] <Eris> he had *plans* that night
[16:03:45] <katagi> hahaha god damn
[16:04:08] <Eris> at least he is comitted to safe sex

2011.01.30 #gfchat

[21:36:13] * Radez has joined #gfchat
[21:36:14] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Radez
[21:36:35] <Radez> sup gang
[21:36:55] <Ben[Laptop]> sup hntp-san
[21:37:07] <Radez> what's that mean?
[21:37:54] * Radez was kicked by Lord_Styphon (kicked for asking)
[21:38:05] <Dullenplain> don't ask
[21:38:55] <Ben[Laptop]> I am somehow okay with being merely a comedic device.

2011.02.04 #gfchat

[18:57:12] <Denicalis> My friends.
[18:57:16] <Denicalis> I have been witness to greatness.
[18:57:27] <Denicalis> Possibly to the greatest spectacle of all time.
[19:02:29] <unshade> does it involve bacon
[19:03:19] <Denicalis> Better
[19:03:31] <Denicalis> So I'm walking home from work, cause it's fucking gorgeous out.
[19:04:01] <Denicalis> And I hear a crash, followed by some kid in an SUV fucking SCREAMING his lungs out (I could hear him halfway down the block) "DADDYSTOPTHECARSTOPTHECARDADDYSTOPIT"
[19:04:13] <Denicalis> So I whip around, expecting to see this kid's dad has hit someone, or a dog, or some shit.
[19:04:15] <Denicalis> But no.
[19:04:31] <Denicalis> Some guy INFRONT of the car has rear ended a Wal-Mart semi.
[19:04:44] <Denicalis> And there are boxes of cadbury's mini eggs ERRRVRYWHERE.
[19:04:48] <Dullenplain> oh man
[19:04:53] <Dullenplain> it's like manna from heaven
[19:04:55] <Denicalis> SUV skids to a stop.
[19:05:00] <Denicalis> And the FATTEST KID I HAVE EVER SEEN
[19:05:03] <Denicalis> waddles out of this SUV
[19:05:11] <Denicalis> Like, sort of half rolls to the ground on his hands and knees.
[19:05:15] <Denicalis> Takes off like a SPRINTER.
[19:05:21] <Denicalis> Starts grabbing eggs.
[19:05:42] <Denicalis> Last I see until the laughing tears cloud my vision is this kid with so much chocolate on his face he looks like he's in black face.
[19:06:10] <Denicalis> Best day ever
[19:07:39] <Denicalis> I was on the ground, laughing, holding my sides.
[19:07:51] <Denicalis> My friend is staring, in utter disbelief, her jaw halfway to her waist.
[19:08:09] <Denicalis> She summed it up later when we got home.
[19:08:23] <Denicalis> "We just saw the internet in real life!"
[19:12:17] <Radez29> that was like willy wonka come to life
[19:12:21] <Radez29> that dude's name was augustus
[19:12:35] <Radez29> hereforth and retroactive to the big bang

2011.02.07 #gfchat

[18:32:27] <Denicalis> The other day at work, I credited some girl almost 75 dollars in charges because I saw she'd rented Fern Gully at least once a month for six month.
[18:32:39] <Denicalis> My boss got all mad at me, and when I told him my reasoning he high fived me and walked out.
[18:33:11] <Denicalis> "Man, she rented Fern Gully. A lot. You remember Fern Gully?" "Yeah. Yeah I do." *high five*

2011.02.09 #gfchat

[21:08:10] * Radez29 has joined #gfchat
[21:08:11] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Radez29
[21:09:03] <a_lurker|laptop> sup radez
[21:09:09] <a_lurker|laptop> what's your status w/r/t having a heart
[21:09:54] <Radez29> I don't have final results yet
[21:09:58] <Radez29> but it was sooo cute lurker
[21:10:03] <Radez29> on the ultrasound monitor
[21:10:06] <Radez29> I fell in love
[21:10:27] <Radez29> oh, I mean, I have one
[21:10:28] <Radez29> we found it
[21:10:30] <Radez29> took awhile
[21:10:37] <Radez29> from my sternum the lady had a really hard time pinpointing it
[21:10:55] <Radez29> but when I inhaled, and she jammed the sensor into my ribcage we could see it, dimly in the murk
[21:11:16] <Radez29> about the diameter of a middle finger curled up
[21:11:16] <a_lurker|laptop> congratulations, you're made of murk!
[21:11:23] <Garr> Wait, what happened, what is wrong with your heart?
[21:11:29] <a_lurker|laptop> wait why is your heart so small
[21:11:33] <a_lurker|laptop> I though they were roughly fist-sized.
[21:11:35] <Radez29> I think it was the angle
[21:11:36] <a_lurker|laptop> maybe bigger.
[21:11:42] <Radez29> from other angles it looked roughly fist size
[21:11:46] <a_lurker|laptop> oh ok.
[21:11:50] <Radez29> but holy crap I was not expecting it to be cute
[21:11:54] <Radez29> it's a tiny little thing
[21:12:00] <Radez29> makes the most adorable woosh woosh sounds
[21:12:02] <a_lurker|laptop> ahahhaa
[21:12:06] <a_lurker|laptop> how are you crushing on your own heart
[21:12:09] <a_lurker|laptop> god you are such a romantic
[21:12:11] <a_lurker|laptop> OH MY GOD
[21:12:11] <Garr> ^
[21:12:14] <Radez29> it's like my baby
[21:12:15] <Denicalis> Gay. He is SO gay.
[21:12:21] <a_lurker|laptop> That's what I said.
[21:12:22] <Radez29> I was all that's in MEEEEEE!?
[21:12:22] <Garr> dying
[21:12:27] <a_lurker|laptop> lol radez
[21:12:30] <a_lurker|laptop> you know what you should do
[21:12:33] <a_lurker|laptop> buy your heart a valentine
[21:12:35] <Radez29> I named it already
[21:12:36] <Radez29> Emilia
[21:12:41] <a_lurker|laptop> Your heart is a girl?
[21:12:42] <Denicalis> Did you name it your big gay heart?
[21:12:44] <Radez29> of course
[21:12:45] <Denicalis> Of course it is.
[21:12:52] <a_lurker|laptop> what gender is my heart?
[21:12:57] <Denicalis> Toast
[21:13:00] <a_lurker|laptop> =D
[21:13:01] <Radez29> I dunno, that's up to you
[21:13:01] <Denicalis> Gender: Toast
[21:13:10] <a_lurker|laptop> I'll name it Crunchy.

2011.02.10 #gfchat

Juan's continuing adventures in Japan
[22:28:06] <Juanzen> also, seems my english accent is a mystery for most english speakers
[22:28:08] <Juanzen> natives that is
[22:28:17] <Juanzen> since when they try to guess from where I am from
[22:28:19] <Juanzen> all over the place
[22:28:23] <Juanzen> I even got new zealand once
[22:29:29] <Juanzen> vietnam, malasya, mongolia, singapore, nz, someone said Cuba... best guess I would say.
[22:30:03] <Diss> lol Vietnam
[22:30:09] <Juanzen> at least it is a spanish speaking country
[22:30:10] <Diss> Like you even look a bit Vietnamese
[22:30:14] <Diss> Or Malaysian
Spoilers: he's Venezualan

2011.02.11 #gfchat

[22:40:17] <Bigblah> f yeah table locked the whole of gff
[22:41:03] <a_lurker|laptop> wait, what did you do
[22:41:04] <a_lurker|laptop> WHAT DID YOU DO
[22:41:43] <Bigblah> just taking a mysqldump

2011.02.18 #pokegoons

[13:24:03] <Northball> <Blobone>There's a mod for Oblivion (and a fix-patch) that allows this, and it's one of my favorite ways to play. It adds beards as equippable items, which is cool already. Then it optionally also adds them to leveled lists so that random men will also have beards... which is an item in their inventory like any other article of clothing. The result is that you can find a man with a beard you like, stalk him from the shadows, follow him to a secluded location, then kill him and steal his beard for yourself. I made a character just for this, custom class: Beardstalker.
[13:25:37] <peramene> millions of years of evolution
[13:25:41] <peramene> beardstalker.
[13:26:31] <Northball> wanna wear every beard at once

2011.03.03 #pokegoons

[20:31:12] <Romana> Congratulations! Bulbasaur hatched from the Egg!
[20:31:14] <Romana> :3
[20:34:07] <peramene> is it a girl??
[20:34:39] <Romana> boy
[20:35:08] <peramene> fuck i'm sorry for sending you a defective bulbasaur :[
[20:35:56] <Eckertmania> ...why is being a boy being defective?
[20:36:12] <peramene> cuz boybasaurs do not have seeds
[20:36:14] <Romana> BECAUSE IT ISSSSS [/transwhine]
[20:36:21] <peramene> ^ also that
[20:37:15] <Eckertmania> ;_;

2011.03.15 #pokegoons

[13:45:15] <Maxmaps> I gave my Scraggy a blackbelt to hold his pants up, it didnt work.
[13:45:25] <Maxmaps> I guess he's just holding the belt instead of wearing it
[13:45:37] <Maxmaps> It escapes his tiny mind.
[13:46:01] <Eris> Maxmaps I am picturing a scraggy with a black belt around its head
[13:46:12] <Maxmaps> 'NO SCRAGGY ITS FOR YOUR PANTS'
[13:46:29] <Northball> wearing the belt UNDER his pants

2011.03.15 #pokegoons

[18:57:06] <peramene> that koala just has the ranchiest mouth
[18:57:17] <cobalt_impurity> raunchiest*
[18:57:19] <KFCFamousBowl> Ranchiest?
[18:57:20] <KFCFamousBowl> Ew.
[18:57:21] <peramene> WOW
[18:57:24] <peramene> LMFAO
[18:57:24] <KFCFamousBowl> Did you...did you taste it?
[18:57:27] <cobalt_impurity> mouth just dripping with ranch dressing
[18:57:27] <Talec> loool I was trying to figure out what that meant
[18:57:28] <Eris> ewww
[18:57:30] <Eris> aughghg
[18:57:32] <cobalt_impurity> mm, creamy ranch
[18:57:33] <Romana> jkakdj
[18:57:37] <peramene> oh my god

2011.03.18 #pokegoons

[21:14:14] <peramene> hello ladies
[21:14:19] <peramene> look at your sexuality
[21:14:23] <peramene> now look at mine
[21:14:26] <peramene> now back to yours
[21:14:35] <peramene> heterosexuality is boring, but you don't have to be boring
[21:14:38] <peramene> look now? where are we
[21:14:45] <peramene> the lesbian gym, working on our kegels
[21:15:02] <peramene> whats this in my hand? a quad-piston-operated dildo
[21:15:06] <peramene> the dildo is now diamonds
[21:15:09] <peramene> i'm on your mom

2011.03.26 #gfchat

[15:24:53] <Talec> http://rocknewsdesk.com/world-news/napster-boss-set-to-buy-metallicas-record-label/1034/ sweet, sweet revenge
[15:25:22] <a_lurker> daaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahaa
[15:25:25] <a_lurker> You know
[15:25:30] <a_lurker> I haven't used napster since 1999
[15:25:44] <Boo-kun> isn't it deaad
[15:26:01] <a_lurker> I can only assume the CEO kept Napster for all these years for the sole purpose of getting enough money to buy Metallica.
[15:26:05] <a_lurker> That makes me feel so happy.
[15:26:10] <Garr> Yeah, I wasn't aware it was still around.
[15:26:17] <Garr> That is the most hilarious news I've heard all week.


[21:08:18] <Hugh> rofl DNF was delayed
[21:08:19] <Hugh> HAHHA
[21:36:09] <LordDoug> whaaaaaat
[21:36:12] <LordDoug> that's impossible
[21:36:24] <LordDoug> such a prompt and timely game
[21:36:39] <EsBe> isn't it more likely that the entire world except for gearbox got sent back 2 months to the past?
[21:36:50] <LordDoug> it's DNF saving time
[21:36:59] <LordDoug> set your calendars back to january
[21:37:09] <EsBe> that happens once ever 13 years, right?
[21:37:44] <LordDoug> perhaps once DNF is released, the world will loop back and we'll have to redo the last decade and a half

2011.03.29 #pokegoons

[02:35:16] <katagi> ok i'm
[02:35:17] <katagi> the worst nerd
[02:35:26] <katagi> *has to google for a picture of a keyboard in order to draw one*
[02:35:42] <yaoi_prophet> but
[02:35:43] <yaoi_prophet> you're typing
[02:35:45] <yaoi_prophet> on a keyboard
[02:35:50] <katagi> WAIT
[02:35:50] <katagi> holy
[02:35:51] <katagi> shit
[02:36:01] <yaoi_prophet> ?
[02:36:03] <katagi> yaoi_prophet i am blushing out of embarassment so fucking hard
[02:36:06] <katagi> i didn't even
[02:36:08] <yaoi_prophet> hahahahahahahaha
[02:36:09] <cobalt_impurity> o__o
[02:36:10] <katagi> oh my god :psyduck:
[02:36:11] <cobalt_impurity> wow
[02:36:15] <cobalt_impurity> good show, katagi
[02:36:20] <katagi> i blame it on being in drawing mode
[02:36:24] <katagi> i need a ref my first instinct is google
[02:36:28] <katagi> it's just habit, man
[02:37:06] <TKImpulse> katagi's using one of those hipster keyboards without letters
[02:37:11] <katagi> haha
[02:37:14] <katagi> i AM using a ~gaming keyboard~

2011.04.01 #gfchat

[14:46:52] <ESheep|Work> minecraft needs a 1911 button.
[14:47:09] <ESheep|Work> old-timey filter.
[14:47:15] <ESheep|Work> Creepers with top hats and monacles.
[14:47:24] <ESheep|Work> When they get close, the screen swaps to a title card
[14:47:27] <ESheep|Work> 'Sssssssssssssssssssssss'

2011.04.06 #gfchat

[16:28:33] <a_lurker> god bless painkillers.
[16:28:49] <a_lurker> oddly enough, aside from the ocassional sharp stabby pain in my gut that tells me not to move like that
[16:29:10] <a_lurker> the only thing that really HURTS is my shoulder occasionally.
[16:29:22] <a_lurker> you might have noticed that occasion is a difficult word for me.
[16:29:25] <a_lurker> I'm doing the best I can ok.
[16:29:26] <a_lurker> ANYWAY
[16:29:34] <RacinReaver> did they put your ovary back in the wrong place
[16:29:40] <a_lurker> My mom put the fear of God (and blood clots) in me so I'm hoping it's not that.
[16:29:50] <a_lurker> omg that would be the worse
[16:29:54] <RacinReaver> you probably just slept wrong

2011.04.06 #gfchat

[20:30:46] <Boo-kun> >go to sleep at 00:30
[20:30:56] <Boo-kun> >wake up "aah slept well"
[20:31:04] <Boo-kun> >go get newspaper with dog
[20:31:13] <Boo-kun> >"why is it so dark still"
[20:31:24] <Boo-kun> >it's only 03:30AM
[20:31:28] <Boo-kun> mfw

2011.04.08 #gfchat

[17:21:35] <Radez29> just bought tickets to a performance of midsummer's night dream, where the enchanted forest is a 1970's disco, oberon is the club owner, and puck is the drug dealer. The dialogue is entirely disco songs.
[17:21:48] <Radez29> the audience is on the dance floor which is also where the action takes place.
[17:22:22] <Dullenplain> how much of it is actually Shakespeare?
[17:22:40] <Radez29> the story
[17:23:01] <Radez29> probably the frenetic mood too

2011.04.26 #gfchat

[22:38:35] <a_lurker> Did you guys watch the tube on the smart kid?
[22:38:38] <a_lurker> He's so adorable.
[22:39:22] <a_lurker> He's all "We're going to do {ten million ridic calc 2 back-of-the-envelope calculations on his window cause he doesn't want to erase his whiteboard on account of the fact that it has a bunch of theories on it}. And don't worry, I am here to help you with all your math phobias."
[22:39:24] <a_lurker> so reassuring.
[22:39:28] <a_lurker> so kawaii.
[22:39:40] <a_lurker> if I played the pokeymans I'd give him all my shinies just because.
[22:39:52] <Talec> :3

2011.04.27 #gfchat

[14:04:34] <ESheep|Work> Man, all kinds of crazy shit happened when I worked in that store.
[14:04:44] <ESheep|Work> One night this drunk mexican staggered in.
[14:04:50] <ESheep|Work> Passed out in front of the soda fountain.
[14:04:57] <ESheep|Work> Behind some shelves so you couldn't really see.
[14:05:05] <ESheep|Work> Half an hour later a Texan in a big stetson hat walks in.
[14:05:16] <ESheep|Work> Goes over to the soda fountain, and exclaims, "Hey boy! You all right?"
[14:05:37] <ESheep|Work> he picks up the mexican, fire-man lift style, and hauls him up to the register.
[14:05:46] <ESheep|Work> Pays for his shit, says "Thank you", and leave with the mexican.
[14:05:52] <ESheep|Work> Never saw either of them again.

2011.05.01-02 #gfchat

Topic before
* Topic is 'RIP PSN - TERRORISTS HAVE WON | <+ESheep|laptop> We actually have a team of people analyzing the optimal way of constructing a hoagie so that each bite delivers the best and most consistent sandwich experience. <+ESheep|laptop> ITS SCIENCE'

Topic after
[23:18:12] * nuttyturnip changes topic to 'RIP BIN LADEN - TERRORISTS HAVE LOST | <+ESheep|laptop> We actually have a team of people analyzing the optimal way of constructing a hoagie so that each bite delivers the best and most consistent sandwich experience. <+ESheep|laptop> ITS SCIENCE'
[23:18:16] <cloudstrifff> So can we leave our shoes on in the airport now?
[23:18:30] <zip> IS TERRORISM OVER NOW?
[23:18:43] <Garr> but what about the color alert system?!?
[23:59:35] <cloudstrifff> "Apparently Obama's birth certificate was bin Laden's last horcrux."
[23:59:55] <Dullenplain> ok, so ABC now shows footage from outside the White House
[23:59:58] <Dullenplain> showing the revelers chanting USA USA
[00:00:05] <Dullenplain> and they all look like drunk college kids
[00:00:37] <Dullenplain> wtf
[00:00:41] <Dullenplain> there's a rave outside the White House
[00:05:02] <Dullenplain> Donald Trump will now demand to see Osama's long form death certificate

2011.05.06 #gfchat

[16:30:38] <Werkicalis> When ACME video closed down, I had rented 12 nintendo games the night before.
[16:30:46] <Werkicalis> Go to return them: Doors are closed forever.
[16:30:47] <Werkicalis> VICTORY.

2011.05.11 #gfchat

[02:55:04] <Mo0> I'm particularly fond of this image
[02:55:18] <Mo0> It was linked on reddit as "People are saying that Brink was released unfinished. But was it? Let's ask Brink."
[02:55:19] <Mo0> http://i.imgur.com/k088K.jpg

2011.05.13 #jj2

[23:28:17] <UrbanLeaf> In Mortal Kombat, if it says "Finish him!" but you don't do anything, what happens?
[23:29:02] <UrbanLeaf> Do you get thrown out of the competition because you didn't follow the rules?
[23:29:20] <UrbanLeaf> Or does the crowd get angry at you and try to mob you.
[23:29:50] <UrbanLeaf> Or do you get the rare humanitarian achievement.
[23:30:37] <iCeD> I think you should see Gandhi appearing and going "Nice work!" and then you walk off uneventfully.
[23:32:00] <UrbanLeaf> Ah yes, the Gandhi ending.

2011.05.14 #pokegoons

[17:38:46] <Talec> "Arcanum, Vampire The Mascarade: Redemption and other Activision RPG's 30% off this weekend only" spot the typo
[17:39:00] <Colapops> the goffest vampayr

2011.05.15 #gfchat

[04:03:06] <Capo> There's a Libyan restaurant that just opened up in my neighborhood. Their logo? Trollface.jpg.
[04:03:22] <Capo> It's been posted on 4chan & shit.
[04:04:31] <CHz> Hooray, internet!
[04:04:41] <Capo> http://i.imgur.com/3I5Fq.jpg
[04:05:08] <Capo> There's a pretty big one on one of the inside walls, too.
[04:11:08] <Dullenplain> how old are the owners?
[04:11:45] <CHz> 68
[04:12:07] <Capo> middle-aged
[04:12:12] <Capo> food's good
[04:12:13] <Dullenplain> "He said that he just liked how it looked, he knew nothing of the internet meme when I brought it up. He seemed very Libyan and sincere, I honestly think he has no idea what he has done (or he is a master troll). They are currently painting a few more of these in the interior of the restaurant."
[04:12:20] <Dullenplain> very Libyan
[04:12:38] <Dullenplain> as opposed to dilettante Libyan
[04:13:22] <Denicalis> I fucking hate fake-ass libyans.

2011.05.17 #pokegoons

[19:16:12] <KFCFamousBowl> Unrelated: Working on my take-home history final.
[19:27:28] <KFCFamousBowl> "What events led up to the 100 years war?" Uh...all of them?
[19:27:30] <KFCFamousBowl> Every event?
[19:27:40] <Lorak> True.
[19:27:52] <Lorak> Start with the creation of the solar system.
[19:28:12] <Lorak> You can totally fill up 6 paragraphs at that rate. Or a book.
[19:28:42] <KFCFamousBowl> If you wish to make a territorial war from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

2011.06.19 #pokegoons

[08:53:15] <Chemical_Bastard> butts and butts and butts and butts
[09:09:01] <fuxxo> butt emporium
[09:09:21] <fuxxo> all buts must go
[09:18:04] <Tighran> wooo gonna fill up on cheap butts while I can
[09:18:31] <Armitage> I have a complaint
[09:18:35] <Armitage> this butt
[09:18:37] <Armitage> it has a crack in it
[09:18:52] <Tighran> all sales are final :\
[09:21:01] <fuxxo> no refunds
[09:21:16] <Armitage> right up the middle of the butt
[09:21:40] <Tighran> that is a feature
[09:25:13] <Armitage> ...
[09:25:15] <Armitage> they all have cracks
[09:25:16] <Armitage> what is this
[09:25:58] <fuxxo> no refunds

2011.07.02 #gfchat

Acer plays OoT3D!
[12:20:08 AM] Talec: if LOGIC worked in ganon's foul schemes
[12:20:14 AM] Talec: any random LOGICIAN could defeat him!

2011.07.15 #gfchat

[16:10:16] <Ayapapaya> Gigablah, was there any secret trick to eating a durian?
[16:10:20] * Ayapapaya is now known as Aya
[16:10:34] <Dull-work> clothespin on your nose
[16:10:38] <Dull-work> swallow fast
[16:10:44] <Aya> Yeah no
[16:10:53] <Aya> so no taste enhancer then
[16:11:01] <Aya> because I couldn't stomach the actual flavor
[16:11:32] <unshade> Taste the rainbow
[16:11:49] <Aya> That was definately not a rainbow I tasted


[17:58:39] <Talec> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgwYG_ztXgg oh my GOD we need to play this.
[18:04:47] <MojoBox> Uh, awesome!
[18:06:04] <Zypher> sweet jesus
[18:06:47] <EsBe> savory jesus
[18:07:02] <Zypher> mesquite smoked jesus
[18:07:23] <EsBe> now that's a jesus I can pile high on my plate

2011.07.22-23 #gfchat

Streaming: Enter the Dragon -- the roomful of mirrors
[10:54:17 PM] StopSign: there are two hundred vampires in the room. :twistending:

Streaming: Ong-Bak
[12:02:44 AM] Pangalin: This is a REALISTIC movie about kicking people in the solar plexus until they die of sadness, good sir

[12:24:51 AM] Ah! Amoeba: what is great about this movie is my brother got a really bad subtitled version from play-asia, and every time they talk to Humlae it is translated to "Dirty Balls"

[12:38:25 AM] Talec: froman's revengeg
[12:38:28 AM] Talec: revengeg.
[12:38:35 AM] StopSign: yes.
[12:38:40 AM] Pangalin: revengeg?
[12:38:45 AM] Pangalin: Revenge Egg
[12:39:04 AM] Pangalin: I don't recommend this revenge egg

The music in Ong-Bak is awesome, why does an OST seem to not exist?
[12:59:56 AM] CHz: I'm counting at least three instruments in this piece that could be replaced with BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[01:00:04 AM] Pangalin: suddenly, the dirty balls express
[01:00:26 AM] Talec: loooooool
[01:00:47 AM] Pangalin: I told you to stay out of BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[01:00:58 AM] Talec: DUMBFUCK
[01:00:59 AM] StopSign: electronic BWAAAAAAAAAAA
[01:01:13 AM] CHz: ::drags from cigarette::
[01:01:14 AM] Leximancer: WELL I GUESS NOT
[01:01:16 AM] AcerBandit: oops
[01:01:18 AM] CHz: ::exhales from hole::
[01:01:20 AM] Pangalin: And now you screw up my business with Buddha's BWAAAAAAAAAAA
[01:01:45 AM] Pangalin: Bitches don't know about my bwaaaa
[01:02:09 AM] StopSign: the most dangerous game
[01:02:16 AM] StopSign: .... bwa.
[01:02:25 AM] CHz: The game: Snakes and BWAAAAAAAAAAAAs
[01:02:53 AM] CHz: plink plink plink plink BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[01:02:59 AM] Pangalin: even if it costs me my BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[01:10:54 AM] Pangalin: Zeph it is 1 am we are past spelling cvorrections now
[01:11:12 AM] Talec: that's good because I'm having trouble spelling
[01:11:18 AM] Talec: I don't know why it's not like I drank
[01:11:29 AM] Pangalin: ILLITERACY BROFIST
[01:11:35 AM] CHz: Yeah, the language society turns off grammar at midnight.
[01:11:35 AM] Talec: ^5
[01:11:37 AM] CHz: Go wild.

[01:22:24 AM] StopSign: i like the guy who's still picking away at the buddha
[01:22:26 AM] Zephyrin: oh SHUT UP
[01:22:36 AM] Talec: he's got a JOB man, he needs this money
[01:22:40 AM] StopSign: hah
[01:22:51 AM] Leximancer: Slow motion picking
[01:23:03 AM] Zephyrin: tetsumakipahildshfjadshkaskulhuy8uuuuuuuu
[01:23:20 AM] Pangalin: Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, will stop the buddha-picker from his appointed bwaaaaaaaa

2011.07.25 #gfchat

[00:08:36] <Benjamin> So you guys.
[00:08:50] <Benjamin> Leather people sometimes wear gas masks when they go out
[00:08:58] <Benjamin> or bdsm folks
[00:08:59] <Mo0> Why did we need to know this.
[00:09:01] <Benjamin> or goths
[00:09:17] <Benjamin> You need to know this because this weekend I "are you my mummy"'d some guy in a gas mask.
[00:09:47] <Benjamin> Quick note: laughter from behind a gas mask is truly creepy
[00:09:56] <Mo0> ::pyro::
[00:10:03] <Benjamin> ^

2011.07.26 #gfchat

[05:51:20] <Benjamin> holy fuckballs
[05:51:26] <Benjamin> is this what coffee really tastes like?
[05:51:32] <Benjamin> I REQUIRE GALLONS
[06:33:32] <Kishin> the face of an american when they get real coffee for the first time in their life
[06:34:16] <Benjamin> the face of an american when they taste coffee sans cigarettes for the first time in their life
[06:34:19] <Benjamin> NEW MOUTH
[06:34:20] <Benjamin> NEW RULES
[06:36:48] <Kishin> ha
[06:38:05] <shade> sans cigarettes changes the taste of everything
[06:38:09] <shade> cause you can finally taste
[06:38:49] <Benjamin> ^
[06:39:05] <Benjamin> holy shit this is how regeneration is.
[06:39:11] <Benjamin> I AM A TIMELORD

2011.08.04 #gfchat

[03:01:00] <CHz> http://cgi.ebay.com/Atari-rare-legit-prototypes-Quadrun-Holey-Moley-/290594232209?clk_rvr_id=252468891449&clk_rvr_id=252672008674#ht_20008wt_1185
[03:04:31] <Talec> wh
[03:05:53] <shade> fuck
[03:05:54] <shade> FUCK
[03:06:07] <Qworkie> holy shit that keeps on going
[03:06:13] <Talec> :stare:
[03:06:14] <CHz> ^
[03:06:26] <Talec> Timecube needs to stop using ebay
[03:06:32] <CHz> Wrong.
[03:06:45] <CHz> Time Cube guy needs to write ALL eBay listings.
[03:06:48] <Talec> No questions or answers have been posted about this item.
[03:09:28] <Qworkie> that's because no one has finished reading the description to ask anything
[03:09:54] <CHz> ^
[03:10:20] <Qworkie> questions posted to the seller about this item: "wuh-?"

2011.08.24 #UnrealSP

[17:56:50] <ebd> I'm going back to refreshing /a/
[17:56:56] <ebd> waifu threads are better then this
[17:57:04] <sana> Over the line, ebd
[17:57:48] <Talec> ebd's waifu is the skaarj queen
[17:58:07] <ebd> you got me there
[17:58:30] <ebd> it's the claws and the teleportation that makes her so hot
[17:58:58] <sana> imagine what she could teleport inside of you
[17:59:06] <sana> ...
[17:59:06] <Talec> ;*
[17:59:28] <ebd> oh no if something it teleported inside my collision cylinder I will be telefragged
[17:59:44] <Talec> It's like auto-erotic asphyxiation.
[18:00:06] <ebd> now this is sounding more like /d/


[23:43:34] <Zypher> oh Talec
[23:44:07] <Zypher> your love for doom is undying
[23:44:21] <EsBe_> much like Hell's supply of spare demons
[16:28:54] <EsBe> You have to admit, it's like they have a BJ's account for buying bulk demons.

2011.09.05 #UnrealSP

[16:31:04] <Waffnuffly> http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-kirtland-painsville-harvey-offensive-sign-text,0,996270.story
[16:31:04] <Waffnuffly> lmao
[16:33:30] <Talec> haha what
[16:34:45] <Talec> I WAS thinking of wearing my "You Mad" shirt to the diner where I play MtG... but maybe I should refrain, I don't want to RACIALLY OFFEND someone!!
[16:34:56] <Waffnuffly> hahaha

2011.09.08 #gfchat

[11:15:05] <Dull-work> given your openness about how broken your body is, I don't see what is so disturbing about saying why you don't bottom, but if it destroys appetites, then it is perhaps for the best
[11:15:48] <Benjamin> I'll just sum it up by giving you the title of a lesser played video game.
[11:15:51] <Benjamin> Bloody Roar.
[11:15:56] <CS|Work> nothing ben could say would shock any of us at this point
[11:15:59] <Dull-work> Good lord


[00:44:08] <LordDoug> I found that bad lag is a really good protection from chaingunning
[00:44:24] <LordDoug> I couldn't be hit by chainguns and I don't think that's just my mad skillz
[00:45:19] <Zypher> must say you were getting annoying with the melee
[00:45:34] <LordDoug> haha.. it was the only thing that worked, it was either that or quit, but that was funnier
[00:45:35] <Zypher> cause you wouldn't be anywhere near me and then I'd see gibs
[00:45:36] <LordDoug> for me
[00:46:02] <LordDoug> I was a mischievous ghost
[00:46:12] <diablone\afk> I'd hear the piston priming
[00:46:17] <diablone\afk> 'WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE'
[00:46:26] <Zypher> haha
[00:46:30] <LordDoug> mission: accomplished
[00:46:36] <Zypher> yeah pretty much what I'd say
[00:46:46] <Zypher> "what is that soun OH GOD!!!!!"

2011.09.17 #gfchat

[23:31:31] <Talec> sup skills
[23:31:35] <Talec> I'm
[23:31:39] <Talec> buying beyblades
[23:31:42] <Talec> >___>
[23:31:46] <Garr> jesus talec why
[23:31:54] <Colonel_Skills> lmao talec
[23:31:56] <Colonel_Skills> WE ARE AWESOME
[23:32:01] <Colonel_Skills> Wow
[23:32:03] <Colonel_Skills> meant to type awful
[23:32:06] <Colonel_Skills> muscle memory whatup
[23:32:07] <Talec> AHAHHAAA
[23:32:11] <Talec> nope.jpg

2011.09.21 #gfchat

[15:13:31] <Talec|Zzz> so my therapist's office called today
[15:13:47] <Talec|Zzz> "So we noticed Talec missed her appointment on the 23rd. How come?"
[15:13:57] <Talec|Zzz> "I..it's not the 23rd yet?"
[15:14:00] <Talec|Zzz> Pause.
[15:14:06] <unshade> loooool
[15:14:16] <Talec|Zzz> In the background: "OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD."
[15:14:25] <Ketonom> !!!
[15:14:39] <^-^> lol
[15:14:39] <Talec|Zzz> Secretary comes back. "Right, um. So, I just called to say hi. Hi! How are you?"
[15:14:46] <Talec|Zzz> "Oh, we're great, thanks!"
[15:15:18] <Dull-work> Time paradox
[15:15:37] <Talec|Zzz> this is why you don't hire timelords as secretaries.


<@Unq> bye guys, off to get married. back in a few days :)
<@Zypher> ON A RAIL perhaps?
*** Unq has quit IRC
<@Zypher> he's so screwed
<@Zypher> then again, I guess he always was into coop :P

2011.10.08 #gfchat

[00:20:04] <Radez|away> lurker
[00:20:07] <Radez|away> I saw drag kings
[00:20:12] <Radez|away> I met this girl named Jill
[00:20:16] <a_lurker> Radez
[00:20:18] <Radez|away> who is the most attractive boy I've ever met
[00:20:18] <a_lurker> cool
[00:20:22] <Talec> ='D
[00:20:23] <Radez|away> such a crush on her
[00:20:28] <Radez|away> so confused (again)
[00:21:22] <Radez29> also, this really old lady sang "If I knew you were coming, I'd have baked a cake"
[00:21:27] <Radez29> except she explained all the lyrics
[00:21:34] <Radez29> ie. bake a cake means get dolled up for your john
[00:21:40] <Radez29> hire a band means get all your gal pals in the room with you
[00:21:55] <Radez29> lay out the welcome mat means, well, womanscaping
[00:22:29] <Radez29> and then she likened cunnilingus to eating watermelon
[00:22:41] <Radez29> I hurt my back laughing =(
[00:22:48] <ElectricSheep> Radez29: You should see my father eat watermelon....
[00:22:53] <ElectricSheep> No wonder my mother married him.
[00:23:23] <ElectricSheep> True story
[00:23:30] <ElectricSheep> DuPont held a watermelon eating contest.
[00:23:37] <ElectricSheep> Now, they didn't know something about my father.
[00:23:46] <ElectricSheep> While he was in college, he learned to suppress his gag reflex.
[00:23:49] <ElectricSheep> Because he could drink.
[00:24:04] <ElectricSheep> So, when the day of the contest arrived
[00:24:09] <ElectricSheep> And the starting bell was sounded
[00:24:30] <ElectricSheep> My father just rammed the watermelon down his throat, without even chewing.
[00:24:41] <Dullenplain> the entire slice?
[00:24:41] <ElectricSheep> The other contestants actually stopped and stared at him.
[00:24:45] <ElectricSheep> Unable to continue.
[00:24:52] <Dullenplain> how big is this?
[00:24:53] <ElectricSheep> He devoured it in seconds.
[00:25:04] <ElectricSheep> Take a good baby-sized melon, and get a hearty slice out of it.
[00:25:06] <ElectricSheep> That is the size.

2011.10.08 #pokegoons

[00:31:15] <KFCFamousBowl> Whipped cream vodka and Sunkist.
[00:31:23] <KFCFamousBowl> It's a mildly fizzy creamcicle.
[00:31:35] <KFCFamousBowl> It's phenomenal.
[00:32:32] <KFCFamousBowl> I actually used it as a means of bartering at Katsucon.
[00:32:49] <KFCFamousBowl> I traded alcoholic creamcicle for clean towels at one point.
[00:33:04] <KFCFamousBowl> Frontier economics, I forded that river.
[00:33:07] <Tighran> Katsucon... :\
[00:33:20] <KFCFamousBowl> Room service was nowhere to be found, and the phone was PERPLEXING.
[00:33:36] <Tighran> lol
[00:33:47] <Tighran> after a 750ml I can imagine it would be
[00:33:58] <KFCFamousBowl> One through nine, a zero on the bottom, pound and star like a normal phone. But there was like a picture of a dude's face, and a house, and I think a bird, and I am all
[00:34:16] <KFCFamousBowl> "Why do I need to dial a bird!? What sort of service is this?"
[00:34:25] <KFCFamousBowl> I couldn't bust that myth.

2011.10.13 #NaNoWriMo

[15:25:41] <Talec> ahaha
[15:25:46] <Talec> my dad is trying to get me to brush my ponies
[15:25:57] <curiosity> You have ponies?
[15:26:11] <Talec> My little ponies :D
[15:26:50] <Talec> he found the brush
[15:26:54] <Talec> now he's brushing my ponies
[16:15:19] <Talec> pony hair status: Rarity's tail is all good and smooth now. mystery pony has fawcett hair. all is right.

2011.10.21 #gfchat

[20:05:58] <a_lurker> so juan
[20:06:22] <a_lurker> I didn't think of it before, but apparently the Sims bug list is as entertaining as Dwarf Fortress'
[20:06:24] <a_lurker> [*] Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.
[20:06:41] <a_lurker> [*] Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.
[20:06:46] <a_lurker> [*] A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.
[20:07:40] <^-^> that last one
[20:07:42] <^-^> quite a doozy

2011.10.23 #NaNoWriMo

[18:41:58] * PsiKloPx is now away - Reason : suppertime! suppertime!
[18:42:22] * PsiKloPx Quit (Quit: Now if you will excuse me, I have a giant ball of oil to throw out my window)
[18:42:33] <Talec> That is NOT how you eat supper.
[18:42:51] <JeffRayGun> No, it is not.

2011.11.06 #gfchat

[16:30:04] * a_lurker has joined #gfchat
[16:30:04] * ChanServ sets mode: +o a_lurker
[16:30:09] <a_lurker> is there any internet here?
[16:30:15] <TinyTan> there is none.
[16:30:47] <a_lurker> then I've cornered the market.
[16:30:57] <a_lurker> I'll give you 1mb of internet for $10
[16:31:00] <a_lurker> 10 for $8
[16:31:04] <a_lurker> supplies are limited
[16:31:31] <a_lurker> no guarantee you won't get fanfiction about various marketing characters, or old usenet posts
[16:31:34] <a_lurker> it's a grabbag
[16:31:52] <Talec> ahahaha
[16:32:15] <Talec> tbh $1 for 1mb of Literally Anything On The Internet would have tremendous comedy value
[16:32:31] <a_lurker> You know, it would.
[16:32:40] <Talec> as long as the link comes with it, so you can go find more where it came from
[16:32:45] <a_lurker> I bet I could build a web spider that could index a ton of just, random-ass shit
[16:32:52] <a_lurker> and you can click a link to get like a slideshow of ten pages
[16:32:55] <a_lurker> or something
[16:33:00] <Talec> I mean, it'd suck to get 1mb of The Best Fanfic Ever and then you could never find it for the rest.
[16:33:15] <a_lurker> Man
[16:33:34] <a_lurker> yeah, like emailed to you or something
[16:33:59] <a_lurker> I mean the american internet is mostly pre-packaged blogging software but the things people post are still goofy
[16:34:07] <a_lurker> and non-american internet can get nuts
[16:34:22] <Talec> maybe include some checkboxes for language preferences
[16:34:22] <a_lurker> all getting weird egyptian-language sites about, I dunno, which pharoh had the biggest dick
[16:34:55] <a_lurker> This is a great idea
[16:34:57] <a_lurker> too bad I'm lazy
[16:35:03] <Talec> 8D

2011.11.14 #gfchat

[15:38:15] <Mo0|Work> My dad is an elf named Keebler
[15:38:26] <Mo0|Work> My mom is a nord warrior named Dwayne
[15:38:30] <Mo0|Work> As in Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
[15:38:37] <Mo0|Work> my parents are weird
[15:38:53] <Hito> Oh, IRL parents. I thought you meant your character's parents.
[15:38:55] <Hito> And I was confused.

2011.11.18 #gfchat

It's Desert Bus For Hope time!
[16:41:35] <Talec> http://desertbus.org/silent-auction-item/54/ =D
[16:41:53] <AcerBandit> stop it talec you're gonna kill skills
[16:42:04] <Talec> it's ok, I'm doing it for the children
[16:42:16] <AcerBandit> lol
[16:43:59] <packrat> the importance of skills' welfare pales in comparison to the children
[16:44:52] <unshade> oh wow that dalek doll is awesome
[16:45:57] <CS|Work> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
[16:46:02] <CS|Work> talec you bitchhhhhhh
[16:46:05] <Talec> <3
[16:46:16] <AcerBandit> i told you talec
[16:46:18] <AcerBandit> i told you
[16:46:39] <Talec> fuck im fallin down all these auctions
[16:47:43] <CS|Work> STOP STOP
[16:47:57] <CS|Work> I have that serenity thing to buy tonight too
[16:47:58] <CS|Work> you dong muffin

Outta nowhere
[16:56:15] <CS|Work> AW CRAP
[16:56:25] <CS|Work> TALEC
[16:56:26] <CS|Work> CURSE YOU

2011.11.24 #gfchat

Acer streams Skyward Sword
[02:31:19 AM] Krizzzopolis: Zelda: Skyward Entomologist
[02:31:22 AM] Term: lolol keep rolling
[02:31:32 AM] Krizzzopolis: they see me rollin
[02:31:37 AM] Talec: I just got here from 12 hours watching people drive a bus through the Nevadan Desert, I am perfectly content with watching you roll into everything. :colbert:
[02:31:39 AM] Term: they hatin
Acer rolls into a desk, makes the vases and plants fall over, roll off the desk, and shatter.
[02:31:48 AM] Term: lmao
[02:31:53 AM] Talec: PHYSICS
[02:31:55 AM] Talec: this is amazing
[02:32:03 AM] Talec: Zelda games have joined the 21st century!
[02:32:41 AM] Qchan: zelda: skyward rolling
[02:34:25 AM] Talec: Zelda: Mischief Makers
[02:34:37 AM] Term: Zelda: Skyward Shitwrecker

2011.12.16 #gfchat

[03:24:11] <Boo-kun> so my old friend's bday is today
[03:25:04] <Boo-kun> I woke up and went to take a shit.. thought up this message I sent him:
[03:26:38] <Boo-kun> "I know what you're thinking. "Did I turn 29 or 30 years old?". Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being this is the 16th of December, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
[03:30:22] <Boo-kun> in finland lucky also means congratulations when said to someone~

2011.12.19 #gfchat

[21:01:32] <Talec> lmaoooo
[21:01:35] <Talec> feeding gelatin to the deer
[21:03:05] <Talec> there's this one deer who has 3/4ths of a front leg and she's adapted very poorly to it. so the feeding-inclined neighbors feed her. so she's p tame.
[21:03:41] <Talec> Mom made a failed attempt at marshmallows today. it has a very strange texture and is MAD sticky/stretchy. it's no good as marshmallows so it was slated for "putting outside".
[21:04:16] <Talec> the deer happened to be skulking in the bushes in front of the house when dad and I brought it outside :V
[21:04:33] <a_lurker> did it stare at you
[21:04:35] <a_lurker> from a distance
[21:04:38] <Talec> and Dad was like "she's a vegetarian, I bet she can taste sweetness" and offered it to her
[21:04:39] <a_lurker> waiting to be fed.
[21:04:48] <Talec> no she was too close for it to be "a distance"
[21:05:20] <Talec> And deer was all "sniff? sniff? lick? lick! lick lick lick BITE"
[21:05:27] <a_lurker> =D
[21:05:29] <Talec> except it's gelatin, so just biting does not work
[21:05:41] <Talec> so she tried to bite and yank her head away, to try and tear it
[21:05:42] <Talec> NOPE
[21:05:50] <Talec> so she KEPT TRYING
[21:05:56] <Talec> I'm not sure how much she actually managed to eat
[21:06:15] <Benjamin> either way
[21:06:16] <Benjamin> AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[21:08:36] <a_lurker> ahaha
[21:08:39] <a_lurker> trollin' the deer

2011.12.30 #gfchat

[15:52:07] <Benjamin> he'll just wave a usb jumpdrive at you and you'll fall to the ground as a spreadsheet MTG card

Edit! I forgot one!

2011.08.21 #Tahrir

[23:03:23] <karl_fungus> are they still running over gaddafi rug
[23:08:13] <warcabbit> If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.
[23:08:42] <warcabbit> Not what Orwell had in mind, no?

Sorry about the lack of backstory, I tried finding a news article or something but can't locate it :(

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